Toast to the Laddies
We do love the laddies, but I must share a few thoughts about them before we make our toast.
Men love to barbecue – but of course any man will cook if danger is involved.
Men who have pierced ears are the ones best prepared for marriage; after all they’ve already experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A successful lad is one who makes more money than his partner can spend and a successful lassie is one who can find such a man.
Now we all know that men hate to go shopping. That is why the men’s department is usually located on the first floor of a department store and is just inside the front door.
When the lads play their favorite game – golf of course – they yell “fore”, hit six, and write down four.
So ladies, let’s stand and drink a toast.
“To the lads we honor most.
They are our heroes, strong and Spartan,
Especially when they’re wearing the Tartan!”
Ladies, please raise your glasses for toast, to the Laddies.
We do love the laddies, but I must share a few thoughts about them before we make our toast.
Men love to barbecue – but of course any man will cook if danger is involved.
Men who have pierced ears are the ones best prepared for marriage; after all they’ve already experienced pain and bought jewelry.
A successful lad is one who makes more money than his partner can spend and a successful lassie is one who can find such a man.
Now we all know that men hate to go shopping. That is why the men’s department is usually located on the first floor of a department store and is just inside the front door.
When the lads play their favorite game – golf of course – they yell “fore”, hit six, and write down four.
So ladies, let’s stand and drink a toast.
“To the lads we honor most.
They are our heroes, strong and Spartan,
Especially when they’re wearing the Tartan!”
Ladies, please raise your glasses for toast, to the Laddies.
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